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{by Handle The Heat}


As someone who can say that chocolate chip cookies may be one of their favorite foods, I couldn’t find this post more helpful. 

1 year ago




Just printed this for my refrigerator. Thanks tumblr, once again you are AWESOME.


so service-y.

The internet teaching me how to avoid food poisoning 

(Source: the-more-u-know)

1 year ago

A rant from my soapbox

There is something wrong with the fact that both ESPN and the NFL network are live streaming the Aaron Hernandez bail review hearing and not a single media news outlet carried the Wendy Davis filibuster with this much attention.  I wish women’s rights were this prioritized.  

1 year ago

lemon.: This weekend, in numbers →


1: snub by Bette Midler and subsequent idol-status revoked (poor Sari)

1: fever-induced day of relaxation

2: pairs of Warby Parkers picked out (Preston Ocean Avenue collection in pearled tortoise for me, Ballard gimlet tortoise for Sari)

3: delightful pictures in the Warby Parker…

Bette Midler snub was the worst.  My Bette love is semi-faux and all I wanted was her to sign my 19 year old shirt.  Denied.  And crushed.  On the plus side, I’ve gotten a ton of complements on my new lipstick and can’t wait for the glasses to come in.  You win some, you lose a faux-idol.  

1 year ago

When I’m out of town and I overhear someone say Chicago


I’m all like,


I may or may not do this on a weekly basis

1 year ago
"Don’t hang out with people who don’t love you. Don’t try to impress people who aren’t worth it. Don’t try to win people over who aren’t worth it. Focus on yourself, and focus on the people who are really awesome and who love you. Don’t hang out with people who make you feel like shit. Don’t spend your energy on them. There is so much pressure to be part of the right thing: well, you should create the right thing. If you don’t see it, create it. If you don’t see what you want, be the change you want to see."

Filed under: things I need to remind myself.  

(Source: theonewithnomakeupon, via norlypleaseexcusethemess)

1 year ago


my life.


mindy is my spirit animal

(Source: spellsalmon)

1 year ago
Idiotic facebook response.  

Idiotic facebook response.  

1 year ago

Target/Neiman Marcus purchases made from my iphone and in bed at 2:15am while watching House Hunters International.  This kind of shopping works for me.  


1 year ago
Today, I went to The Daily Show.  And met Jon Stewart.  And it was perfect.

Today, I went to The Daily Show. And met Jon Stewart. And it was perfect.

1 year ago

The Empire State Building Calls The Election.


The Empire State Building Calls The Election.

1 year ago
"Give your daughters difficult names. Give your daughters names that command the full use of tongue. My name makes you want to tell me the truth. My name doesn’t allow me to trust anyone that cannot pronounce it right."

Warsan Shire (via fishy)

(Source: afrosandpeeptoes, via mabtv3)

2 years ago

In Memoriam: NFL Replacement Refs


2 years ago

A West Wing Reunion!

Every single thing about this makes me happy.  The only time I wish I lived in Michigan.  I would so vote for her.  

2 years ago